New York, NY—  Everybody loves a good joke or two, so today we will be giving you some. Some of these are equal to 15 awesome jokes!

Classic Jokes

Q. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

A.  Because every play has a cast.

Q. A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey… and a cola.”  

“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. 

A.The bear shrugs. “I’m not sure. I was born with them.”

Q.  Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

A. He was just going through a stage. 

Q. What did the ocean say to the ship?

A.  Nothing, it just WAVED!! 

Q. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

A. Because they make up everything.

Q. Why don’t the Steelers play baseball?

A. Because they will steal too many bases!! 

Q. Which state is always feeling great distress?

A. Missouri!!

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the peephole and find out.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup or I’ll be late for the game!! 

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Honey bee.

Honey bee who?        

Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!